By Staff
Dear Mal Moore: The search is over. Just hire me as Alabama's next football coach.
Imagine the publicity to be gained from hiring college football's first female coach. My rise from obscurity could be the feel-good Disney movie of the year; together, we can regain Alabama's national reputation.
Plus, I won't hold out for more money. I'll take a fraction of the salary you offered Rich Rodriguez, and we can use the rest to hire good assistants.
I have a few notable qualifications: